so, I’m taking this really weird but great class called The Art of Compost (or more officially, Multi-Genre Creative Writing) and our hw for the evening is to listen to bird calls and translate them into “human.”
EXCEPT ALL I CAN HEAR ARE OBSCENITIES. THESE BINCHES HAVE THE DIRTIEST BEAKS.
listen to the calls here and find the birds I have translated below !
1. white-throated sparrow (the tamest of the bunch)
please please you may / please please release / hear hear me
2. American crow
fuck u dum prick / why u even here / fuck u get out now
3. blue jay
bleat for fun / or none
4. northern cardinal
*catcalls* / fuck you fuck you fuck you
5. common raven
twat twat twat / twat twat / twat twat twat
I think this says a lot more about me than the birds tbh…like srsly, what do you hear? are there this many obscenities when you listen?
ya bird binch,